Apr. 12th, 2007

Spiders!

Apr. 12th, 2007 07:04 pm
lbmango: (nanofic)
Twelve spiders were walking (crawling?) along a rain gutter, when a crow saw them, and swooped to have a snack.

"WAIT!" cried one of the spiders, possibly the leader.

This caught the crow off guard, as it had never seen a spider try to talk its way out of being eaten before. It perched on the gutter and cocked its head.

"I'll make you a deal," said the spider. "If I can prove to you that the earth revolves around the sun, then you won't eat us. Is it a deal?"

The crow cocked its head the other way, intrigued.

The spider took this as a sign of encouragement, and pulled out a whiteboard and started to explain all of the physics. Eventually, the spider, exhausted, said "And there you have it, the earth MUST revolve around the sun!"

The crow looked at the spider, and in one quick motion, ate it. In the animal world, hunger always outweighs science.

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