Pimp me a fantasy plan

So, I'm in serious high stress mode. I'm looking for a plan. A plan that I won't do, but in the worst case, some means of escape. Something like a Jack Kerouac style road trip, discovering the country, or becoming an ascetic monk in the mountains or something. I don't think I can actually pull either of those off unfortunately...

I need a good way flight fantasy, and I'm not coming up with any. Suggestions?