Revenge of the turnip
Apr. 6th, 2007 01:46 pmGeorge had a pet turnip when he was little. He walked it every day, and only bought the best turnip chow for it. One day, Bill, George's older brother, was hungry, and he ate the turnip.
That night, the ghost of the turnip appeared to Bill as a glowing mass and threatened great vengeance, sometime down the read.
15 years later, Bill was out on a date, and a turnip fell from the sky and hit his girlfriend on the head, knocking her out cold. At the hospital, they didn't believe that this was caused by the vengeance of a ghostly turnip. The girlfriend broke up with him shortly thereafter, she didn't believe him either. But Bill always knew. He always knew.
That night, the ghost of the turnip appeared to Bill as a glowing mass and threatened great vengeance, sometime down the read.
15 years later, Bill was out on a date, and a turnip fell from the sky and hit his girlfriend on the head, knocking her out cold. At the hospital, they didn't believe that this was caused by the vengeance of a ghostly turnip. The girlfriend broke up with him shortly thereafter, she didn't believe him either. But Bill always knew. He always knew.
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