Pandas to the rescue!

After yesterday's ninja squirrel attack, I was concered when I saw the truck labled "International Panda Liberation Force" outside my building this morning. I grabbed the sharpened throwing-tuber that I carry arround with me for just such occasions, and prepared for the worst.

Fortunately, when I got inside, I saw that the pandas were just there to help one of our students who had somehow gotten his foot stuck in an air vent. We're still not sure how he did it.

The pandas were very efficient. A little bacon grease, a couple of bamboo poles for leverage, and *Pop* out came the student. After that, there was a swirl of faintly spooky music, and a cloud of pink smoke, and the pandas were gone.

I'll have to ask the secretary how she contacted them... they could come in handy sometime.